i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
When a Taylor song comes on in public and everyone is singing the chorus bc its all they know so you have to sing the verses, bridge and backing vocals to assert your dominance
this is so me it’s unreal oh my god
